Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Jonas Brothers...UGH!

Yo!

Well, my buddy's having this party and I kinda have to go. And it wasn't till well after I had accepted when I found out that we're going to a Jonas Brothers concert!!:-(( (Btw, if you don't know anything about me...I hate the Jonas Brothers!)
Now, that bugs me!!

Picture this: thousands of screaming girls
(I'm not even kidding) crammed together all because a stupid boy band is screeching out some songs that practically make me want to puke in my own hair. And what's with their girlie gasps between words?? I can't believe that anyone could find that appealing coming from anyone...let alone three guys!

As if that wasn't bad enough, I
have to go. Thousands of screaming girls...and me. A girl (in love with rock, not boy bands) who apparently has nothing better to do than go to a concert that has the power to flush her "misfit" reputation down the drain, and still have time to go to the after party. Well isn't this just grand.

At least I won't have my brain reduced to a lump of mud by their parasitic verses* and cancerous choruses. I'm stronger than their so-called "good looks**". I'm better than that.




* Haha. Parasitic Verse. The best name for a heavy metal band. Haha.

** I know a girl who actually thinks that the Jonas Brothers are "hot". Haha. I pity her.

7 comments:

Kitty said...

I pity the poor Jonas Brothers. Make sure to practice your "disgusted" face when you're at the concert.

A Serious Girl said...

Awwwww. I think the Jonas Brothers are adorable. Like, totally cute. Especially their little color-coordinating outfits. I just want to eat their faces they're so cute!

ty said...

So why "Patch"?

Patch said...

Kitty: I'll have plenty of time to practice, I'm sure! In fact, I'll practice right now...

Frosty: EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!(practicing disgusted face)EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!
I might not mind you eating their faces, though. Then they can't sing at all. Only grunts of misery. Ha. Hahaha.

Ty: So why "Ty"?

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THE JOBROS!! DONT PITY ME CAUSE THEY ARE HOT!

Anonymous said...

BY THE WAY ITS EMMA!!!

Patch said...

bballstar: Yo, yo! Long time no see! How ya doin'? Email me and IM, too!

About your JoLoves: Yeah that's great....