Yo!
Well, my buddy's having this party and I kinda have to go. And it wasn't till well after I had accepted when I found out that we're going to a Jonas Brothers concert!!:-(( (Btw, if you don't know anything about me...I hate the Jonas Brothers!)
Now, that bugs me!!
Picture this: thousands of screaming girls (I'm not even kidding) crammed together all because a stupid boy band is screeching out some songs that practically make me want to puke in my own hair. And what's with their girlie gasps between words?? I can't believe that anyone could find that appealing coming from anyone...let alone three guys!
As if that wasn't bad enough, I have to go. Thousands of screaming girls...and me. A girl (in love with rock, not boy bands) who apparently has nothing better to do than go to a concert that has the power to flush her "misfit" reputation down the drain, and still have time to go to the after party. Well isn't this just grand.
At least I won't have my brain reduced to a lump of mud by their parasitic verses* and cancerous choruses. I'm stronger than their so-called "good looks**". I'm better than that.
* Haha. Parasitic Verse. The best name for a heavy metal band. Haha.
** I know a girl who actually thinks that the Jonas Brothers are "hot". Haha. I pity her.
9 years ago
