How bad does this SUCK?? My bud's result was that she would die peacefully in her sleep...while another will die drunk choking on puke while lying in a pool of it*!!!
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This Is The Blog Of Patch. She Is Not A Rat.
How bad does this SUCK?? My bud's result was that she would die peacefully in her sleep...while another will die drunk choking on puke while lying in a pool of it*!!!
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I've been thinking, and I've realized that things are really different than they were a few years ago. I mean, things have always been going pretty awesome, but when you take a time in your life and compare it to the present, things are completely...well, different.
Ok, I have some serious updating to do. My first post isn't even close to true, now!
So, I went to the Jonas Brothers concert in Irvine on the 12 of July. The opening act was Demi Lovato, and she wasn't that great. Then some people started sending text messages to some screens on stage and they began popping up between acts. One was, "Scream if you love the Jonas brothers". Another was, "Don't you catch a glipse of heaven when you look in Joe's eyes??". Of course, I hated JB, so I kinda stood there. Awkwardly, of course.
The JoBros finally came on stage after probably a little bit less than an an hour of texting and commercials. Everyone (save the dads, boyfriends, and brothers that were dragged along with other concert goers) was screaming. I have to admit to letting out a scream or two, but that was just because I didn't have to watch ads any longer. They started singing, and everyone sang along. Even me. Before long, I found my self jumping up and down, singing at the top of my lungs, and yelling with the other girls from our party group. When the Jonas Brothers sang certain lyrics, my bffl, Gabby, and I screamed responses. Here's what it was like.
"When you look me in the eyes"
JB: When you look me in the eyes, and tell me that you love me.
Us:I love you!!
"S.O.S"
JB: It's the call I'll never get.
Us: I'll call you!
"Burnin' up"
JB: I 'm burnin up, burnin up, for you baby.
Us: I'm burnin up, burnin up, for ____* Jonas!
Nick Jonas told his diabetes story** and then sang the song about it***, which made everyone cry. We were so in love with the Jonas Brothers, that there was an encore. They sang "S.O.S." for the first time that night, and "Burnin' up" again. Durring "Burnin' up", there were fire graphics on the screen that had previously hosted texts. In the middle of the song, two on-stage cannons shot out flames.
Afterwords, Gabby couldn't stop saying, "They're hhhot! With a capital huh!" I couldn't stop saying that I was "Burnin' up, burnin' up, for Joe Jonas!!" And I still am.
So, as you can plainly see, I now love the Jonas Brothers. Sorry to hurt anyone's musical feelings, but Gabby and Emma are right. They are hot! They're music isn't close to the best, but they're definately hot!!
*Substitute blank for Nick or Joe. Kevin isn't an option.
**About 2 and a half years ago, Nick was diagnosed with diabetes. He and his brothers were devistated. Nick feared for his music career, and his life. He wrote his song, and made a vow to himself: that he wouldn't let diabetes slow him down. He added to is heart breaking speech,"And it hasn't."
***The song's called A little bit longer. I beleive the album comes out August 15.
When reality interrupted my memories, I began to think about the important things at my papa's house. My plastic crate flooded with toy weapons: The clear plastic colt revolver with the yellow barrel and the Scotch tape around the blue handle belonging to my cousin John; the hard black and wood-patterned plastic colt revolver missing the hammer also belonging to John; the hollow axehead that split in two when it hit the diving board while John and I were slicing zombies in play; the flimsy scimitar that damaged the spineless cactus we call "Lumpy"; the previously neon-orange toy resembling a Glock 17 that John admitted to stupidly coloring black with a Sharpie for Halloween and being accused of carrying a gun; the clear orange-tinted gun belonging to John engraved with "Machine gun" (Pistol), which it is clearly not, with duct tape wrapped around the barrel; the sword (now a small ax) whose blade was beaten off in another incident at the diving board; the Nerf Rapid Fire Machine guns that John's older brother Chris would shoot simultaneously at the two of us while we hid behind the couches in the den; the Star Wars gun (that I can't identify as being in any of the movies) that John and I dropped in the pool multiple times, for each time the sound would turn on and then off and vice versa; the small fluorescent green pistol that I would carry I my pocket wherever I went, should John yell "zombies!". Last but definitely not least, the Medieval Weapon Art catalogs that I shared with Emma and Cynthia in our games.
Those memories are just a few that lace my mom's and my papa's houses. They all mean much more to me than most of you could imagine. Thanks for reading this whole thing. And here we go again...
What Bugs Me: Time's going too fast for me! Slow down!!